It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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