dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
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There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
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I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
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