Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
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One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
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Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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