How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
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Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
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We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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