So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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