i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
This is classic penis vs brain.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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