No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
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They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
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You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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