First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
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Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
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You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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