you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
i think i just lost a toe
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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