Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
He better not be in your backpack
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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