do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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