Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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