I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
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In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
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Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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