My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
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Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
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The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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