So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
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we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
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I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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