it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
they're like a gay fantastic four
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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