I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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