Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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