feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
