She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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