I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
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Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
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We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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