we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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