so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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