Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Someone came in the potted fern
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
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