He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
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I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
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the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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