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No.
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i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
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dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
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if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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