I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
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She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
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I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
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