Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
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I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
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She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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