He is like the real live version of the state fair..
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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