i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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