oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
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i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
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If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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