New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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