It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
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He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
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I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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