Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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