True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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