I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
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just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
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Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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