This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Randomize