whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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