i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
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I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
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You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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