her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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