all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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