please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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