So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
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You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
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It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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