i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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