haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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