I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
my liver is dry heaving
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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