Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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