ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
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Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
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what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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