Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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