if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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