I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
Randomize
