Small penises have feelings too.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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