Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
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HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
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If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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