I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
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