i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
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I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
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And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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